The Rules
First off rules stink because most are made by those who think that out there somewhere someone is actually having a good time. But some are always needed and 10 seems to be a good number when it comes to rules.
- For those of you with AOL email addresses basic internet without the training wheel rules apply
- Posting should be anonymos
- See Internet Rules 3 - 7
- There is no way to track people so anyone could be using anyone else name.
- NO ALL CAPS it is annoying and the large fonts take up too much space
- Keep it in reasonably good taste and be civil.
- Keep the post reasonably short.
- Internet readers have low attention span
- Slows down the page opening for everyone.
- Don't Cut 'n Paste an article this is the internet just copy the link using the little chain icon.
- No criticizing by name students, teachers, staff and other citizens by name.
- Except when commment on newspaper or other public comments or actions.
- Than only remarks concerning the issue.
- Administrators and public officials are pretty much fair game but only in regard to an action that you agree or disagree with.
- No Highjacking of threads. Start a new topic instead of confusing everyone. .
- Try to spell most of the words right. There are numerous free spell checker programs available
- DON"T NEVER EVER NEVER mention the phrase Dip N Dance®. .
Deletion of Post
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." 1st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
Still seems to be confusion but even some of our BFFs can't grasp the concept.. The first of the "Bill of Rights" protects individuals from government censoring the thoughts, writings and other public views of an individual. This shouldn't be confused with the editorial pergorative of someone like an editior of a newspaper, magazine or a web site. Every letter to the editor of the NY Times is not published and you have little hope of reading an Op-Ed on the financial shakedown you submitted to the Wall Street Journal.
Like this web site they are private nd have editorial corntrol on what is published. Great consideration will be taken before a deletion is made for breaking one of the rules or just general principals.because the author is obiviously a /b/ . Post aren't deleted because they disagee but being very disagreeable is a different issue.
Edited Internet Rules
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more screwed up stuff than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
44. The internet is not your personal army.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
56. Don't mess with football.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
61. You still cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
78. Mods are scum. No exceptions.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
Some Internet Defiinitons
- DEJUS
- A Japanese type word meaning roughly "is, be, are, am". It is very common in Japanese and usually put at the end of a statement.
- /b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
- /b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
- /b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
- /b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
- /b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
- /b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
- /b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
- /b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor.
- /b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
- /b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
