Miss Emily Goes To The Movies
X-Men: The Last Stand
Review by Emily Trosprel 8th Grade BHMS
Senior Entertainment Editor
The third and supposedly final film of the adventures of the X-Men mutants may arrive in theaters with a bigger bang ($120 million gross over the weekend) then the previous two movies, but in reality, the film itself is less involving, has less depth, and is downright less enjoyable then its predecessors. However, that still by no means makes it unentertaining. The plot is straightforward enough. A cure for mutancy is discovered and creates mixed feelings among the mutants it concerns. On one hand you have those mutants who strive to fit in and jump at the chance to be normal. Then you have those with drastically opposite opinions such as Magneto (Ian McKellen) who view the so called cure as an attempt to exterminate the mutant race. Fighting brews when Magneto forms a powerful group who set out to destroy the source of the cure. Charles Xavier’s (Patrick Stewart) X-Men are drawn into the conflict along with newly resurrected Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) or rather her alter ego Phoenix whose powers are limitless and very deadly.
The main problem with “X-Men: The Last Stand” is that it tries too cram too much into it’s relatively measly 100 minute runtime- too many characters, too many story lines, and too much action (yes, there is such a thing as too much action). While there is nothing wrong with its numerous visual effects spectacles and climactic battle scenes, they leave little room for the character development that was so abundant in the first two films. The huge number of characters (at least a dozen) also doesn’t do the movie any favors. Many of the old ones are killed off early on to make room for the new, and the presence of other previously prominent characters, Anna Paquin as Rogue in particular, are nearly reduced to mere cameos.
While all of that may sound harsh, the movie really is quite decent as far as summer blockbusters go. It certainly succeeds in its goal to entertain. While director Brett Ratner may be criticized at superficiality of the film (which in reality was mostly the screenwriters’ faults anyway) he certainly does know how to make a heart-pounding action film, and that’s evident here. Viewers may find their heads spinning during one particularly eye-popping sequence that involves the redirection of the Golden Gate Bridge. One additional aspect of the movie to look forward to is Ian McKellen as Magneto who is the only one whose screen time does not seem squashed and delivers as delightful a performance as ever. Hardcore fans of the “X-Men” comics or the previous two films are sure to be disappointed at the effects-driven rollercoaster ride of action that is “X-Men: The Last Stand”, but for those of us who are looking for some decently-made grand entertainment, this movie will serve us well.
Three out of four stars. for X-Men: The Last Stand






