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Monday, February 27, 2006

Miss Emily Finally Goes Back To The Movies

Eight Below
Review by Emily Trosprel 8th Grade BHMS
Senior Entertainment Editor


Despite a few moments of predictability, a solidly entertaining and touching story can be found in Disney’s film “Eight Below”. It is the tale of eight dogs that are left below in Antarctica (hence the title) after an incoming early winter storm and injured man force Antarctic scientists to abandon the camp in a helicopter that can’t support any more weight. Survival guide Jerry Shepard (Paul Walker) only deserts his beloved sled team after reassurances from pilot Katie (Moon Bloodgood) that she will return to retrieve the dogs as soon as possible. As it happens, the storm gets worse, and that as soon as possible turns out to be next spring. For over 150 days, the dogs must fend for themselves.

Walker’s performance may be one-note, but it hardly matters for the dogs are the real stars and rightfully so. One particular scene even belongs to a monstrous leopard seal whose startling appearance is sure to make anyone jump in their seats. Director Frank Marshall makes sure that the gorgeous snowy scenery is taken full advantage of, and the effect is dazzling (although, the film was actually shot in Canada, not Antarctica). “Eight Below” is a less tragic version of the true story, yet still tear-jerking enough to bring a lump to the throat of any dog lover.

Three out of four stars for Eight Below


Books About Cold Dogs


Buy them new not much of a cut on a $.25 book or better yet forget about reading and buy the audio version.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Bullets Win The Shootout For Class AA Dist 3 Champs

That is Ok news but can't begin to compare to the excitement of a streaker running across sheets of ice at a Curling match. Those wild and whack Canadians.
PINEROLO, Italy (AP) - The men's bronze medal match Friday was interrupted
by a streaker. Midway through the United States' 8-6 win over Britain, a man
wearing what appeared to be a strategically placed rubber chicken ran onto one
of the covered sheets of ice not being used in that session.
He danced around for a bit but never tried to approach any of the players.
Curlers probably feel a little safer than most athletes - it's hard for intruders to run
across ice, especially if they're naked. John sister said he never felt in
danger. "Olympic securities been amazing here," he said. "We weren't worried
at all." A couple of security officials from the venue hovered near the
striker for several seconds before finally covering him and leading him
away.

If you still want to find out about the wrestling match nice article in the Eagle featuring individual winners Matt Yocco and Greg Lapp.

HERSHEY To fully enjoy the a smooth ride to victory, you have to endure a
few bumps along the way. After an undefeated regular season, Brandywine
Heights hit some ruts with an upset loss to Delone Catholic in the District 3-AA
Team Tournament and a second-place finish to Hamburg last week in the 3-AA
Section III Tournament. But the Bullets are gliding again after winning the
Class AA team title Saturday night in the District 3 Tournament at Hersheypark
Arena.
Matt Yocco and Greg Lapp won individual titles to help Brandywine
dethrone two-time defending champion Bermudian Springs 147.5-139.5.

Â?The kids were really up for this,Â? Brandywine coach Sam Lovello said. Â?We just had
to perform. We thought we should have won the district team title.Â?
Instead, Brandywine won its first 3-AA tournament title since 2001 and advanced seven
wrestlers to the Southeast Regional Tournament Friday and Saturday at
Wilson

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Full Day K Study

Meaningful studies on the long term effects of full day kindergarten vs 1/2 day or no kindergarten are few and far between here is one that compared students up till the 8th grade. The experimental group and the control group both had similar soc-economical profiles and similar cognitive skills. The results were:

  • Children who attend full-day kindergarten have higher conduct marks on report cards in the primary grades than do children who attend for a half day.
  • There is no difference in the school attitudes of self-concept of children who attend full- or half-day kindergarten.
  • Full-day kindergarten has no significant impact on promotion or nonpromotion of children
  • Children who attend full-day kindergarten when compared to children who attend half-day kindergarten consistently have higher achievement test scores in all areas tested except handwriting. The children who attend half-day kindergarten have significantly higher handwriting test scores. All other areas have significantly higher total test scores in favor of full-day kindergarten.
  • Children who attend full-day kindergarten have higher report card academic marks in both the primary and middle school years.
  • There is no significant difference in participation in middle school extracurricular activities between children who attend full- or half-day kindergarten.
  • The percent of children who attend public school kindergarten increases with the availability of full-day kindergarten.

Ok why does full day kindergarten hurt a child handwriting or does full day kindergarten turn them into itty bitty doctors.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Men With Brooms Are Bronzed

Exciting news from the Olympics, the US Olympians won the bronze medal in curling. The first time the US has medaled in this event. Lets stop this nonsense talk of football and build on the success of our Olympians by starting a High School Curling Team. It is a ground floor opportunity in a sport that can only rise in popularity
.


Don't Umlautate Be Happy

Germans can be grumpy, unpleasant people—and it's not because of post-Nazi
guilt or a diet filled with bratwurst, says one American researcher. It's
because of their vowels. Hope College psychology professor David Myers says
saying a vowel with an umlaut forces a speaker to turn down his mouth in a
frown, and may induce the sadness associated with the facial expression. Myers
added that the English sounds of "e" and "ah" naturally create smile-like
expressions and may induce happiness. Link

Maybe there is some truth in that but what about the French.

For You E-Bayers

Seems the market at E-Bay is not very rational but buying junk from strangers probably isn't either but it can be fun and lucrative.

Would you rather pay $10 and have free shipping or pay $5 and pay $6 for
shipping? Answer: you prefer the latter. Well, at least if you are
like most bidders on eBay.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

On A Related Note

Bear Creek is asking for improvement recommendations:

" Your feedback is a valuable step in our continued evolution.Please use the
link on the right side of the page to visit our PA Ski & Ride.com Forum.
Give us your feedback and participate in an online
survey
or email us at skibearcreek@skibearcreek.com to
help guide our development."

Not sure about the continued evolution statement shouldn't it be our continued Intelligent Design but anyway the better they do, the more taxes they pay and the less you have to. Maybe the school should have a snow day for no paticualar reason other then to send them a lot of business.

Click And Then Go

To find the current gas prices in an area try out this site: Local Gas Prices . Just enter a zip code to see the area prices, supposdly updated every evening. Remember every penny you save is another penny the school district can tax. Do it for the Children.

For the Organizational Impared

If you have a student that is OI here are some tips that might help. Really doubtful because if your child is OI good chance the parent is also which just means you will print these out and then put them in the pile.

Hate to accuse teachers of anything but the majority are Anti-jumbledites. All those kids when you were in school that actually did their homework, had their big box of crayons organized by hue, and later not only had notes but had them organized, went on to become teachers. Mainly for the best of reasons, revenge and the chance to torture the jumbledites that teased them.

Have grave doubts about this article because the author claims that the chaotic among us can be trained to be organized. Maybe just to a point to keep the "get organized" zealots off their back but their heart will never be in it. For further proof why this bigotry, is actually harmful to students refer to the article on mnemonic uses of space previously linked to back in September . Instead of trying to modify the Jumbledites behavior maybe the intolerant teachers should be required to attend sensitivity training to help them overcome their prejudices and learn to love the clutter.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Ok if you are tired of bubble wrap

but still have a afternoon to kill watch Apple sell iTunes. They are closing in on their one
billionth sell with prizes every 100,000 sale. Should be easy enough to win big.

Busing

Just to put some perspective on busing and why they are occasionally late , early, broken down, in a ditch or anything else that can cause you problems.

On an average day the district has 17 buses that converse 1,250 miles just picking up 1,633 students for the elementary, middle and high school additional miles covered without students. That is equivalent of driving from Topton to Miami Florida* every day and the roads they use are a little different then I-95.

An additional 1,817 miles are traveled by vans and buses taking 300 students to Vo-Tech, private schools in our 10 mile radius, special and special needs students. That 1817 miles is further then from Topton to Denver, Colorado* (ran out of Florida to continue the previous analogy and cities out west).

Maybe instead of calling up to complain once a year pick up the phone,write a note, send an email telling the people that work in the transportation department what a good job they are doing.

*Distances provided by Google Maps

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

If You Work In A Cube Farm

and want to annoy your neigbor while wasting time hard to beat virtual bubble wrap.

Your First Song

If you were born after 1940 (Was there really music before Elvis ?) you can look up the number one song on the day you were born. If you really want some bad mental visualizations to go along with the bad audio look up what was playing in the front seat of the Chevy 9 months earlier.

[Edited: now it should work. Was having problems with getting a Perry Como song out of my head.]

Monday, February 20, 2006

But Mystery Meat WIll Still Be A Mystery

HOUSTON (AP) -- A student slides a tray toward the cafeteria cash register with a healthy selection: a pint of milk, green beans, whipped sweet potatoes and chicken nuggets - baked, not fried. But then he adds a fudge
brownie. When he punches in his code for the prepaid account his parents set
up, a warning sounds: "This student has a food restriction." Back goes the brownie as the cashier reminds him that his parents have declared all desserts off-limits.

Primero Food Service Solutions, developed by Houston-based Cybersoft
Technologies, allows parents to set up prepaid lunch accounts so children don't
have to carry money, said Ray Barger, Cybersoft's director of sales and
marketing. It also shows the cashier any food allergies or parent-set diet
restrictions for his or her account, and the student is not allowed to buy an
offending item.Parents also can go online to track their child's eating
habits and make changes. Article

This will work well since students have never been known to swap foods among themselves. The kid with unlimited brownie access will be King.

Locked Keys In Your Car

Received this tidbit in an email so it must be true. If someone out there feels like doing a science expertiment try this and report back.

If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home,call
someone on your (or someone else's) cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a
foot from your car door and have the other person at your home press the
unlock button of your key fob (clicker), holding it near the phone on their end.
Your car doors will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to
you. Distance is no object you could be hundreds of miles away, and if you
can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock
the doors (or the trunk!).

Anyone For Curling?

You're Never Too Old for Dodgeball
By ROBIN HINDERY
NEW YORK (AP) - Some 36-year-olds hit the golf course to unwind; Pearl Lin prefers fine-tuning his back flip.

Less than a year ago, Lin, a New York City boutique owner who had no
childhood gymnastics training, could barely master a forward roll. Now, he's
defying gravity and his biological clock. Whether reviving a childhood passion or following the leads of their own children, more adults are stepping off the sidelines onto gym mats, playing fields and ice rinks. Small-town instructors and national sports organizations report a spike in adult
participation in sports generally dominated by kids.

"I used to go to the gym but it turned into a chore," said Daniel
Lewis, a 26-year-old New York University law student who attended a recent
gymnastics class with Lin at the Chelsea Piers recreation complex on Manhattan's
Hudson River shore. "With gymnastics, you're getting great exercise and also learning real skills."


Instead of football the school district or one of the townships needs to put in a couple of outdoor curling lanes for the winter. Adults need fresh air, exercise and sports where you can enjoy an adult beverage while participating.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

One more bit on Edison

Shouldn't have featured the Wizard of Menlo Park on this web site whose premise is improved public education. Edison was home school because his teachers thought he was feeble minded, didn't even learn to talk till he was four. Edison didn't think outside the box he didn't even recoginze that a box existed. Today he would be lableled A.D.S and medicated because he wouldn't shut up asking why and how on any thought that entered his "too wide a forehead indicating a scrambled or addled brain" regardless of what the teacher was trying to teach. He was a bit of a loser also because his first job was a telegraph operator on a train. He got fired for laziness because of just sitting there writing down the dots and dashes he made a device to record them and took a nap.

Why Edision Preferred the March-Nov School Schedule


Another invention of Edison along with Henry Ford and John Rockerfellar is the state of Florida. If you are ever in Ft. Myers visit his museum.



There is another museuem over in Jersey can't remember the name of the town believe it is called Edison that is supposed to be rather interesting but they don't have this view.








See if people would take my March-Nov schedule (blog of Feb. 13) more seriously we could all be vacationing down there instead of up here shivering with high heating bills.

Its Not Too Loud You Are Just Too Old

Today in Technology History - Feb 19

"In 1877, Edison was trying to develop a machine that could transcribe telegraph
messages and play them back, without requiring a person to retype the message.
Realizing that the techniques he was developing might also be used to record
telephone messages, he sketched a diagram and handed it to one of his
assistants, who promptly built what would become the first device in history
capable of recording sound. Edison famously tested the machine by recording and
playing back the words to 'Mary had a little lamb.' Edison named the machine the
'phonograph,' from the Greek words for 'sound' and 'writing.' The first
phonograph was quite different from the record players we are familiar with: a
needle recorded sound on a tinfoil cylinder, and the same needle was used to
play back the sound. Edison immediately recognized many uses for his device,
including 'reproduction of music,' 'educational purposes' and 'dictation without
the aid of a stenographer' -- all of which he listed in his patent application
in late 1877. He was awarded patent number 200,521 on February 19, 1878."


Edison's electric light bulb always gets the attention but the phonograph did more to change society. Without recorded sound people had to gather together to hear politicans instead of just listening to sound bites at home. To hear music people went to concerts in the town square instead of being isolated with headphones and ipods. The family upheaval of the 50's starting with Elvis, the 60's, continuing on today with teenagers having entirely seperate culture then their parents made possible by this instrument of the devil. Article doesn't say if Edison could play his cylinders backwards.

Students Not Only Ones Sleeping In Class

Scripps Howard News Service: "Remember those magic moments in class when the teacher pulled down the blinds, lowered the lights and fired up the VCR or movie projector? For a certain percentage of students, K through grad school, movie days are more likely to turn into naptime.

But kids who find themselves dozing off in class might be surprised to learn their teachers are often just as sleep-deprived, according to a recent survey.

The online poll done by HarrisInteractive found that 51 percent of 1,350 kindergarten-through-12th grade teachers from around the country reported being drowsy or falling asleep while at work, and 43 percent said they've been so tired that they changed their lesson plan to show a movie or had the class do 'busy work' because they didn't feel they could handle the day's instruction.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Taking the fear out of semester exams

Since there was a lot of concern about mid-term and soon it will be time for finals. Here are some hints on how to help your young scholar prepare.

Dear Dr. Fournier:
Every year my child does well during the semester,
but ever since he started having final exams, you wouldn't know it. He works
hard during the year and it hurts me to see all of that go to waste when he gets
his report card. He is now in the ninth grade, so the tension is worse than
ever. He is terrified of the exams that end each semester. He keeps saying he'll
never get into college.
THE ASSESSMENT
Today's students are under
increasing pressure not just to finish high school, but to do well and go on to
college. For a ninth grader tuned into this reality, the stress can be
overwhelming.
During the semester, students are instructed to study subjects
in "chunks," such as a chapter at a time, and then take a review test before
going on to the next chunk with an equal commitment of time and energy. While
studying a chunk at a time, students can use homework grades, quizzes and
projects to help raise their overall average. In other words, if a student
misses a section on a chapter test, he or she still has other grades to use as a
safety net.
The concept of "chunking" means that the student is expected to
explore a small amount of information completely, taking in knowledge of both
primary and secondary importance. For a chapter test, a student might cram facts
for short-term recall, following one basic rule: "I must know it all!"
Students tend to prepare for exams the same way they study for chapter
tests, exploring global views that link the chunks together. Without
establishing priorities within this "big picture," students are likely to resort
to a meaningless memorization of a quantity of information that is easily
forgotten before, during and _ most likely _ after the test.
Preparing for a
final exam requires a transition to a new rule: "I must weigh the importance of
the information because I cannot know it all!"
WHAT
TO DO

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

ACT 72 Effects

The people in the Daniel Boone school district must be having second thoughts after citizens there browbeat their school board to accept the Act. Act 72 part of the "slots for tots" which supposedly gives the district money to help property tax owners at some point in the future.

According to the Reading Eagle the proposal now is to go up another 9% this year following the 11% increase last year to a millage rate of 26.756. This will put Brandywine District into 3rd place. This is exactly what school boards across the state tried to express when the voting to opt-in was taking place. The Act forces a school district to create a budget in February for the upcoming school year before some big current cost (heating oil, transportation) and the state contribution is known. Since they have a fiduciary responsibility to ensure the school district is adequately funded they have to assume worst case scenarios both for current cost and state reimbursements. This results in a higher proposed increase then would be needed, if they could wait to complete their budget by July. It might be offset one day when residents receive their $200 check from the Association of Math Imparied People, finally arrives.

Just to point out how varied tax bases are across just this county. In the Daniel Boone School District a 1 mill increase in taxes generates $1,000,000 for the district in Brandywine it generates about half that just a little over $500,000.

Monday, February 13, 2006

A Simple Solution

A bus goes in a ditch and the web site has its highest one day one subject total hits of 142. Guess what a bus goes in a ditch every winter, one will go get stuck next winter. In past winters there were complaints about how Brandywine was a laughing stock because school was closed every time there was a heavy frost. Just can't win on this one as long as we insist on holding school in the winter but there is a very easy solution DON'T.

School is open from September to June so 19th century farmers could have free help. Why not have the 180 days from March till Thanksgiving instead. That would give that holiday a whole new meaning to school kids. Now December is a total waste of time with Christmas on the horizon. With school held over the spring, summer and fall no major holidays with which to contend.

Great benefits:
  • No snow days, ok March can be a little iffy.
  • Small heating bills.
  • No little kids standing around in freezing weather.
  • Plenty of daylight after school to enjoy outdoor activities.
  • Less competition for winter jobs then summer ones with the college kids away.
  • Vacation spots less crowded.
  • Senior Skip Day could be held in decent weather.
  • Don't have a school year being labeled 05/06 simply 06.
  • For December graduates time to work and reflect before heading off to college.
  • For some of the more popular colleges it is actually a lot easier to gain admittance in the spring semester then the fall.
  • Some problems to be worked out for the winter sports but there is time to find a solution.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Bermuda Triangle of Public Education

Some parents are still upset or at least uneasy with the 5th graders being in what is now the middle school and even more alarmed that there is talk of placing the 4th grade in the building. What really should concern everyone is why do we have a Middle School at all and what will happen to the students when they reach those years. These are the "drop out" years if students don't drop out physically they do mentally. The years when test scores go from above those of other developed countries and start falling below those of third world countries. Elementary schools work, high school students that survive middle school do well the problem is how to increase the survival rate.

From the Washington Post's respected educational editor
"Here is something I have learned from talking to parents the past 20 years. There are no good middle schools. Sure, many of those hormone-flooded
enclosures, usually reserved for pre-teens and early teens in grades five
(or six) to eight, have fine teachers and devoted principals. But that does
little for their reputations in the community. You expect public middle
schools to have image problems. But his malady extends to the most expensive
private schools in our wealthiest neighborhoods. Ask those parents for an
assessment and many will say, 'Well, it's a pretty good place, except for
the middle school.' Why is that? The behavioral outrages of early adolescence play a part. So does the modern practice of making middle school classes -- with the possible exception of mathematics -- not so demanding that the young scholars might foment open rebellion against the adult conspiracy that oppresses them."

The NY Times also had an article concerning New York City either doing away with middle schools going back to the K-8 model and creating magnet schools.

This is a time in life that many adults recall as difficult if not
downright miserable. Matthews refers to middle schools as "hormone flooded
enclosures." Junior high school students grow at a faster rate than they have at
any time since infancy. Short attention spans, mood swings and what many parents
groaningly describe as "that attitude" accompany the physical changes.

We tend to have low expectations of middle school kids -- and they often meet those
expectations. "In some middle schools," says Mackinnon's report, "concern for
students' emotional and psychological needs overshadows expectations for high
achievement." But, she continues, "developmental concerns . . . must never be
allowed to justify a retreat from educational rigor, a rich and demanding
curriculum, or a belief in students' competence as learners.
....
So far neither the chancellor nor his education deputy, has made any public statements on how to improve middle schools. But many educators have ideas. Some borrow methods used in those middle schools that do manage to educate and engage youngsters in grades six through eight. Others argue the best solution to the problem with middle schools is to do away with them altogether.
...
Some educators say recommendations to improve existing schools do not go far enough. The middle school experiment has failed, they say -- and they are acting on this theory. Baltimore, for example, hopes to replace some conventional middle schools with schools offering kindergarten through 8.

Paul Vallas, the new chief executive of the Philadelphia schools, wants to phase out most of the city's middle schools and convert many schools with kindergarten through eighth grade. The state of Pennsylvania considers 34 of Philadelphia's 42 middle schools to be failing. "


Looking at some of the proposals for improving Middle School they all seem to come from the Middle School lobby that doesn't want to give up on the cherished concept in which they have a lot invested. Mainly they want more money for smaller classes and higher teacher salaries. Seems the only way they know to kill a cat is to choke him on butter. Middle School was an experiment that doesn't work as well in reality as it does in theory, it is time to reevaluate.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Construction Welfare

Why does the average taxpayer have to subsidize construction workers but Harrisburg refuses to find a way to help all property owners? The schools buy tons of paper why not make them pay more for paper? Requiring them to pay 10 to 20% more would help the sellers of paper, the guys that work in the paper mills, the pulp wood haulers and the land owner.

To answer the question it is like all subsides the primary beneficiary are visible, vocal and vote in a bloc. The people that it hurts , everyone else, are invisible, not even aware and over half don't even bother to vote. So it is not so much helping the construction workers but a political job preservation law.

Are the construction workers even helped? Sure they do well on the jobs they are on but how many potential construction jobs are never approved or scaled back because of the higher cost. Take the proposed storage building the high school desperately needs. Started off as a block building with a veneer to match the school. Now it has been scaled back to maybe a steel pole building pretty soon it will be a big blue tarp. Brick layers are not going to receive $33.39/hour or even $19.75 an hour they are going to get $0.00. There are 501 school districts in the Commonwealth in the same situation, probably all with construction that has been postponed, or put on the wish list because of these regulations.

Todays Reading Eagle

Berks County school officials claim districts could save 10 percent to 30
percent on construction projects if they didn't have to pay the prevailing wage.
Prevailing wage is the hourly pay and fringe benefits that construction
workers receive on government projects. The state Department of Labor sets the
amount, which differs by county and by trade.

“If we did not have to pay prevailing wage, it would be a tremendous
savings,” said Dr. Nicholas J. Corbo, Exeter superintendent. “We could pass that
savings on to taxpayers.”
All government agencies must pay prevailing wage
for public projects. But Rep. Ronald Marsico, a Dauphin County Republican, plans
to attach an amendment to a bill to exempt school districts from that
requirement.
...
Frank Sirianni, president of the Pennsylvania State Building and
Construction Trade Council, said it would be a mistake for the state to change
the regulations.
Those rules, Sirianni said, were put in place to ensure
that Pennsylvania contractors were not undercut by out-of-state firms that could
bid low by paying cheaper wages.

...
Pennsylvania is one of 10 states that require schools to pay prevailing
wage. Statewide, the average hourly wage for electricians is $20.22, and it's
$19.75 for bricklayers. According to the labor department, bricklayers working
on the Wyomissing Junior/Senior High School expansion were paid $33.39 an hour,
and electrical workers received $38.91 an hour.

...
Article

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Putting The Sting In The Spelling Bee

What ever happen to Times Up?

RENO, Nev. (AP) - She spelled it right. The judge said it was wrong. And she's not getting a second chance. Eighth-grader Sara Beckman from Reno's O'Brien Middle School spelled "discernible" correctly during Tuesday's spelling bee at the University of Nevada, Reno. But the judge rang the bell anyway.

Her parents are furious, but organizers say they had to protest the call immediately. Sara's mom said they waited until the bee was over to avoid interrupting it.

School spokesman Steve Mulvenon likens it to a referee's call in an NFL game. The protest has to come before the next play starts.

Sara says she'd just like another chance, since it's her last spelling bee.

Her mother Cindy calls herself a "momma bear with her bear claws out" and is ready to go to court.

Mulvenon hopes everybody can sit down together and work something out.

He says defending a lawsuit over a spelling bee isn't a good way to spend school district money. Article

Fry Them Eggs Up In Good Old Lard

Just as PA schools are about to begin their low fat requirments in schools.

Study Finds Low-Fat Diet Won't Stop Cancer or Heart Disease
The largest study ever to ask whether a low-fat diet reduces the risk of getting cancer or heart disease has found that the diet has no effect.
The $415 million federal study involved nearly 49,000 women ages 50 to 79 who were followed for eight years. In the end, those assigned to a low-fat diet had the same rates of breast cancer, colon cancer, heart attacks and strokes as those who ate whatever they pleased, researchers are reporting today.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Good Site for Comparing Different Areas

Here is Mertztown

Sunday, February 05, 2006

The Cost

Very rough calculations out of a $24 million dollar budget the state contributes around $7 million that is for different purposes but if lets assume $5 million based on attendance. Have around 2,000 students and they attend school for 180 days giving us 360,000 student-days. Our attendance record is at 95% so the state will be paying us for 342,000 student-days or 5,000,000/342,000=$14.61/student-day. So everytime you see a student out of school another $15.00 the school and taxpayers won't be receiving.

Now if the attendance record could be raised by 1% to 96% that would be 360,000*.96*$14.61 or $5,049,216. Nearly an extra $50,000 or one free teacher or enough buses to get rid of the 3rd bus run. This is not entirely correnct because the state uses a weighted daily average where they pay more for certain students an elementary student is a 1 and and high school student counts 1.5.

All I Ever Got Was A Gold Star

And for Perfect Attendance, Johnny Gets... a Car

CHELSEA, Mass. — Attendance at Chelsea High School had hovered at a disappointing 90 percent for years, and school officials were determined to turn things around. So, last fall they decided to give students in this poverty-stung city just north of Boston a little extra motivation: students would get $25 for every quarter they had perfect attendance and another $25 if they managed perfect attendance all year.

....

In Hartford last year, 9-year-old Fernando Vazquez won a raffle for students with perfect attendance and was given the choice of a new Saturn Ion or $10,000. (His parents chose the money.) At Oldham County High School in Buckner, Ky., Krystal Brooks, 19, won a canary yellow Ford Mustang. In Temecula, Calif., the school district prizes can include iPods, DVD players and a trip to Disneyland.

....

Many schools have been galvanized by the federal No Child Left Behind law, which factors attendance into its evaluations. And schools, especially in poor districts, are motivated by money from state governments, which is often based on average daily attendance.

Whether the programs are working is an open question. At Chelsea High School this year, attendance rates actually went down, to as low as 85 percent. School officials and students said the decline occurred because the new policy also softened punishment for poor attendance. Students were no longer getting grade-point reductions for unexcused absences or having grades withheld if they had more than two unexcused days per quarter.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Brandywine Announces New Absentee Policy

Due to the outrage expressed over the school district draconian attempt to hold students accountable for their attendance the school district has announced a new policy.
Attendance will no longer be recorded on an individual basis. We now
realize that this district is composed of perfect parents raising perfect
children who are all way above average. Since every parent always knows the
where abouts of their children it would be redundant of the school to
record their attendance. If the Commonwealth of PA doesn't like it they can just
keep their money.

The following are a partial list of now valid excuses for not turning any
homework, project or not attending school at all.
  • I couldn't do my homework because I had friends sleepover all weekend!
  • What homework?
  • I didn’t know we had homework!
  • I forgot the assignment.
  • I forgot my book.
  • I left it at home (on the bus, at my friend’s, at school).
  • I didn’t have a pencil (pen, paper, ruler, crayons, eraser, etc.).
  • We had to go to the mall.
  • We had to go shopping.
  • We had to go to my grandmother’s (aunt’s, uncle’s, friend’s, neighbor’s)
    house.
  • I had a game.
  • I had practice.
  • I had an AWAY game.
  • I didn’t have time.
  • I was busy playing outside.
  • The dog (cat, baby, neighbor) ate it, wrecked it, lost it.
  • I lost it in my room.
  • My Dad forgot to put it in my bag.
  • My Mom didn’t remind me.
  • My mother wasn't home last night
  • Went Skiing at Bear Creek
  • Didn't wanna

Goes without saying that "I was at deer camp" is still valid as always. If a student that misses a test or an assignment they will be allowed to make it up at their convenience. If the student cannot find a convenient time they will be assigned a grade no less then 100%. No bonus points will be allowed unless the student or their parent feel that they would have received them had they taken the test.

If a student happens to be at school on the day a test is given or hands in an assignment at the prescribed time they will have 2.2% deducted from their grade because obliviously they are not from here and not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Obama Approved